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What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing 
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

YUSSSSS

terracottainn:

PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO EVERYONE ON TUMBLR KNOWS ABOUT THIS FUN NAKED EVENT BEING HELD JUNE 1-3 - EVERYONE IS INVITED

Come meet Tom and me at the First ever Nudist Travel Show and Expo being held at the Alexis Park Hotel in Las Vegas from Friday June 1st until Sunday June 3rd. Tom is one of the speakers. There will be a nude BBQ on Friday and Saturday nights. Yes, you will get to meet Tom and I at the BBQ and we will be wearing just our smiles.

We are having a free drawing then and you might be lucky and win a vacation at my popular nudist resort, Terra Cotta Inn, Palm Springs, CA.

A number of attendees are taking the whole week off. They are vacationing at my resort before the show from May 28th to June 1st or after the show from June 4th on. Palm Springs is just under a 4 hour drive from Las Vegas and is only 280 miles away. Give us a call at 800-786-6938 for more information about staying at Terra Cotta Inn and availability at my resort.

Click here for more info about the Nude Travel show and Expo:http://nudistclubhouse.com/expo.php

Hope to see you at my resort and at the Travel show. MC

girlslovesextoo:

haha

amen to that

toptumbles:

Internet grammar

It’s my birthday. Let’s have an orgy!

YUHHH